So now that the Great Lance Confession has finally been broadcast, the big remaining question is not whether you will go back for a second helping of arrogance soufflé in Friday night's not-so-dramatic conclusion of Oprah Winfrey's two-night bonanza (here's betting you won't). No, the question is: What exactly did all of that accomplish? Do you know anything more Armstrong-related than you did before, even if you watched every disingenuous minute of it?

Yes, Armstrong doped, lied, doped some more, but not during his comeback years (uh, right), which means you are reasonably certain he is still lying. No revelations there. He ruined some lives he considered collateral damage to building his myth and he sort of said he was sorry about that, but he did a horrendous sales job on the remorse part. He started the night as an arrogant jerk buried in public scorn, legal woes and a bank account with its rubber stopper about to be pulled, and ended it as perhaps an even bigger jerk who made no headway on the other three.

The interview was like watching a slow-motion car crash that people told you was coming three days ago. We were rubbernecking for the details of just how the fender of Armstrong's ego would twist and fail in the collision but now realize it's an hour and a half of our lives we'll never get back.

Maybe it was worthwhile to see finally the true Armstrong on full display, as Bruce Arthur writes in The National Post, the gauzy myth all now stripped away. But even if you fully appreciated what a nasty person Armstrong is, it was possible to dislike him even more when he was finished, Christine Brennan writes in USA Today. It was, as Dan Wetzel writes on Yahoo.com, the full sociopathic spectacle, and if Armstrong thought this was part of some road to redemption, he quickly found himself on a road to nowhere, Robin Scott-Elliot writes in The Independent. That's because he was, in reflexive fashion, still trying to parse the story to his own benefit, writes Bonnie D. Ford on ESPN.com, even if that benefit could not be detected by a microscope.

Armstrong did not pull himself out of any legal hot water, Michael McCann writes on SI.com, and he did not impress the head of the World Anti-Doping Agency, John Fahey, who still calls him a total fraud. And his collateral damage victims, like the masseuse Emma O'Reilly and Betsy Andreu, were not the least bit mollified.

If there was one notable development it might have been Oprah's rising far above her marshmallow reputation with her tough questioning, as Richard Deitsch writes on SI.com, although you did want to hand her a few graham crackers and a chocolate bar when she failed to skewer him for his more significant evasions.

The funny thing is, Thursday was supposed to be a double feature of revelatory interviews on the lying-in-sports beat, but the spectacle of Notre Dame's Manti Te'o explaining his nonexistent dead girlfriend never materialized. This left the day open for everyone to speculate just what this was all about, a delay that is not helping Te'o's cause one bit, Greg Couch writes on Foxsports.com. Sports Illustrated's Pete Thamel took the time to try to explain how his initial article on the relationship helped get this whole myth rolling on its disastrous trajectory. No one, however, has tried to explain how Notre Dame can express so much emotion for poor, duped Te'o and not a drop for Lizzy Seeberg, who killed herself after accusing an Irish player of rape, Melinda Henneberger writes in The Washington Post.

The rest of the day's news was rolled under by all the spectacle, but if you looked carefully, you could discover that Arizona finally filled the last vacant N.F.L. coaching job with Bruce Arians, and Dan Bickley writes in The Arizona Republic that the Cards did awfully well despite their being last in that line. CBSSports.com's Mike Freeman bemoans the lack of any minority hires in that batch, calling it a setback for the league's hopes of inclusiveness.

You had to dig even deeper to find the news that Jonathan Vilma's defamation suit against N.F.L. Commissioner Roger Goodell had been dismissed, which means the whole Bountygate fiasco may finally have extinguished its last ember.

The Australian Open is still going strong, with the younger generation taking a few lumps in the losses of Madison Keys and Heather Watson, as Richard Evans writes on Foxsports.com, and a member of the older generation, Venus Williams, bowing out quickly against Maria Sharapova.

The N.B.A. threw a little bash in London — a decidedly unthrilling Knicks victory over the Pistons — which served to overshadow the revealing of an investigation of the players union head Billy Hunter, which revealed plenty of questionable activity but apparently nothing illegal. Still, Ken Berger writes on CBSSports.com, it's clear Hunter's tenure has to come to an end.

And so, eventually, will Oprah's interview with Armstrong. And it will serve to make us wish it had never started.

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